Wednesday, June 10, 2009

More than meets the dollar.

Rember this poster. It's for the Transformers: The Movie that was made back when we (most of us) were kids. We all ran like crazy to watch the movie.

We were stunned when Unicron ate a planet.

We were shocked when so many autobots died in the opening act.

We were silent when Prime finally fought Megatron to the death.

We all cried when Prime died.

We couldnt believe Starscream finally became king...
only to have Galvatron kill him in one shot.

We were amazed when Unicron transformed.

We all cheered when the matrix was opened and Unicron was defeated.

We all ran home to talk to our friends about it.

The next day at school, nothing existed except transformers. We ran out and bought toys, we had new characters to buy....some loved, some not so loved, but new characters to talk about.

Why did they kill prime?
He's coming back for sure!
Galvatron is wicked!
But Starscream died!
Unicron is amazing.
Unicron's not dead - remember his head was still floating around.

We must buy this movie, and the soundtrack too!
Yeah, the music was awesome.

Orson Welles was in it!!!!

Well, that's how it used to be.

now its....

why is megan fox such a skank?
shiza leboof sucks.
i cant tell who is who.
the transformers have no character.
megatron is defeated by a kid?
his parents eat pot brownies.
bumblebee cries.
transformers are clumsy, and pee on humans.

think about that.

--J-KraKen--[>

1 comment:

  1. Can I get an Amen?
    There will be no Hallelujah without the crucification of Michael Bay and co.

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